Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Charles Du Gaulle (Ryan Teng)
What is this?!? The Germans have invaded Poland?!? I always knew those scumbags were up to something. We should have never trusted them when they said their efforts were only to "unite Germany." BAH. What fools we were, though I had always suspected that this was coming for us. Those Germans cannot keep their hands off of a muddy, mountainous region of Czechoslovakia, of course they would try to run their mitts all over the rest of Europe! And what's this?!? Joseph Stalin aided in the German takeover of Poland? Of course...OF COURSE...of course this would bloody happen! Both Stalin and Hitler are dirty, power hungry, PIGS who don't know the difference between enslaving an entire country and eating a bagel for breakfast. My only hope now is that France will crush these petty weaklings soon before all of Europe has to get involved. France will rise and Hitler better be prepared for defeat in war.
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Neville Chamberlain:
ReplyDeleteMonsieur Du Gaulle, fear not, as we are behind you. We will support you in your battle for your country! As much as I hate to admit it, sometimes war is needed to ensure future peace. This is one of those times. Prepare for war, my friends.
Sans culottes
ReplyDeleteThis the courage we Frenchmen need. Protect the people, save France and revitalize the Revolution. Strike back at your oppressors and bathe in their blood. Revive the guillotine, the master of justice. Follow Robbspieeres footsteps if you are a TRUE country man, or leave the flag behind and disappoint lady liberty.